{"title":"Ready to Ship SALE","description":"Items I've created when inspiration hit or to try new ideas.  Discounted for liquidation for space and fundraising for energency pet care and wedding costs.","products":[{"product_id":"f-bomb-tumblers","title":"F*Bomb Tumblers","description":"\u003cp\u003e I Throw F*Bombs Like Confetti\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIn Stock item has some slight discoloration\/yellowing from uv light.  \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eStainless steel tumblers custom made with glitter and sealed with epoxy resin.  Tumblers should be hand-washed and not placed in dishwasher.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFor a customized tumbler or style, \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/thegeekygodmother.com\/products\/custom-tumblers\" title=\"custom glitter epoxy resin tumbler\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eplease click 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